just this tuesday
i had the most frightening near death experience ive ever had. it was like the questioneer had a premonition of my near death experience and asked the qotw accordingly. so on tuesday i was taking my friend nate home because he didnt have a ride & lived 5 minutes away from me. he lives on a road with 5 or 6 farms on it (there are no farms on my street however). it is a winding road with a street sign warning ignorant drivers of 'dangerous curves', which one person had crossed out and rewritten to say 'dangerous farmers'. this proved to be all too true when, as i turned the corner on my way back home, i saw speeding toward me a pickup truck with a giant tractor on a trailor which was...trailing behind it. now i refer to it as a tractor trailor truck. it was on the wrong side of the road (the left side, as we're in america), and the tractor-filled trailor was swinging across the road directly toward me. i pulled quickly over to the side of the road and the trailor scratched the side of my car. i dont know how i survived. it was terrifying, but i can honestly say that all i could think of for the 5 seconds of heart pounding and wheel clenching in which i was certain i was going to die was my girlfriend. i told her what happened when i got home and received some grade a sex. totally worth it.

apology for length.
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