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This is a question Near Death Experiences

Last time I crashed my bike, as I flew through the air towards the car in front of me not much went through my head apart from "You idiot". No tunnels, no lights to stay away from, no smiling family members beckoning to me.

Surely you've had a better near-death experience?

(, Thu 25 Nov 2004, 11:35)
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not near death, just stupid
I'll start my lame story with this ultra complicated equation:
hurricane + land = friction = tornadoes.
One day we were having one of these silly hurricanes, since it was pretty weak by then it was just a load of wind and some drizzle. I had planned to go downtown with my friend that afternoon, but my mom wouldn't let me because of my dirty, filthy bedroom, so the whole thing was off. Well, what do you know, a huge-ass tornado suddenly rips through town about 15 minutes later, and a fecking tree fell right on top of the place we sit 80% of the time. I still sort of wish I was there, though, I've always wanted to see a tornado. Blegh.
(, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 5:36, Reply)

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