Near Death ExperiencesLast time I crashed my bike, as I flew through the air towards the car in front of me not much went through my head apart from "You idiot". No tunnels, no lights to stay away from, no smiling family members beckoning to me.
Surely you've had a better near-death experience?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Nov 2004, 11:35)
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I was out for a meal......with my girlfriend and her parents and feeling horny as hell. I was busily undressing my girlfriend with my eyes when her dad asked me "So, finished clearing out the garden yet?". Now, I MEANT to reply: "Yeah, my friend came round with a leaf blower" but in my horny state instead replied "Why don't you all fuck off so your daughter can get 'em out and give me a tit wank".
I could have died.
(, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 11:30, Reply)
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