Near Death ExperiencesLast time I crashed my bike, as I flew through the air towards the car in front of me not much went through my head apart from "You idiot". No tunnels, no lights to stay away from, no smiling family members beckoning to me.
Surely you've had a better near-death experience?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Nov 2004, 11:35)
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Mad Drug ParanoiaA year last October my other half was away & I decided to have a sneaky little meeting with my mate Charlie (as she doesn't approve of him).
Anyway, I got the Fear REALLY badly. I was convinced that I was under surveillance - easily done when you're banging-up solutions of Bolivian Marching Powder at 1/4 g's per hit. God knows what kind of strain it put on my heart, but I was literally 'seeing red' from the rushes. Now I know what a Berserker must have felt like.
So I'm convinced that there's some sort of camera in the bathroom light fitting watching me. RIGHT! We'll soon sort this out! thinks I & took a screwdriver & started unscrewing & poking about in the live light socket with bulb still burning brightly. With luck it just shorted out with a flash plunging the house into darkness & I ran away and hid in the bedroom quietly intoning "ohmygodinearlykilledmyself!" over & over again.
So kids: don't play with cocaine & electricity together. In fact avoid them both - I have since then.
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Dunks, Fri 26 Nov 2004, 18:32,
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