Near Death ExperiencesLast time I crashed my bike, as I flew through the air towards the car in front of me not much went through my head apart from "You idiot". No tunnels, no lights to stay away from, no smiling family members beckoning to me.
Surely you've had a better near-death experience?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Nov 2004, 11:35)
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Look up before going for a poo.Whilst only a wee bairn, was sat on the loo at my mam's house minding my own business, while doing my own business. I spotted a sock in the corner of the bathroom, and being the nice sorta kid I was, decided to take it, there and then and ask my mother where to put it. On my return to the toilet I found that the ceiling had caved in, resulting in mortar, bricks (and strangely huge slabs of concrete) having smashed everything into pieces - dust was everywhere. Apparently, the neighbours in the flat upstairs had very irritating kids who just couldn't stop bouncing up and down, and had eventually worn down their floor!
Hope that counts.
(, Sun 28 Nov 2004, 8:09, Reply)
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