Near Death Experiences
Last time I crashed my bike, as I flew through the air towards the car in front of me not much went through my head apart from "You idiot". No tunnels, no lights to stay away from, no smiling family members beckoning to me.
Surely you've had a better near-death experience?
( , Thu 25 Nov 2004, 11:35)
Last time I crashed my bike, as I flew through the air towards the car in front of me not much went through my head apart from "You idiot". No tunnels, no lights to stay away from, no smiling family members beckoning to me.
Surely you've had a better near-death experience?
( , Thu 25 Nov 2004, 11:35)
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School Games near-tragedy.
Near death you say? Back in my misty eyed youth, one individual named David springs to mind. A group of us are practicing Javelin throwing in a games lesson - under strict instruction not to go and recover said javelin until everyone had finished their turn.
Not so David, who nonchalently decided to wander up the field to rescue his, whilst fearlessly ignoring his common sense. The following scene during which the next javelin went past him at head height, but 2 foot to the right of said empty cranium, is one that should be immortalised in "johnny don't" books.
I guess that means that (nearly) the last thing nearly going through his head was a spear.
( , Mon 29 Nov 2004, 15:22, Reply)
Near death you say? Back in my misty eyed youth, one individual named David springs to mind. A group of us are practicing Javelin throwing in a games lesson - under strict instruction not to go and recover said javelin until everyone had finished their turn.
Not so David, who nonchalently decided to wander up the field to rescue his, whilst fearlessly ignoring his common sense. The following scene during which the next javelin went past him at head height, but 2 foot to the right of said empty cranium, is one that should be immortalised in "johnny don't" books.
I guess that means that (nearly) the last thing nearly going through his head was a spear.
( , Mon 29 Nov 2004, 15:22, Reply)
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