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Freddie Woo says: I was once caught right in the middle of in an early morning high-speed 30-car pile-up on the M3, but emerged from the chaos in the only car not to have suffered a dent. My trousers told a different story, and learned that you *do* empty your bowels as Death's icy grip reaches out for you. Tell us about your audition for the Final Destination films.

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(, Thu 15 May 2014, 12:55)
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I can't believe
the vending machine otter didn't win. That was one clever otter. Poor cunt, destined to a life of slavery.
(, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:38, 5 replies)
it did win
the mods have thrown a sulk and disqualified all the otter pictures because they hate their lives
(, Thu 15 May 2014, 15:55, closed)

hate their lives don't want to admit that there's now more entries taking the piss than genuine stories
(, Thu 15 May 2014, 17:24, closed)
You could say ...
It otter have won.
(, Thu 15 May 2014, 16:05, closed)
go to your room

(, Thu 15 May 2014, 16:06, closed)
OK!!
*fwaps*
(, Thu 15 May 2014, 16:17, closed)

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