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Freddie Woo says: I was once caught right in the middle of in an early morning high-speed 30-car pile-up on the M3, but emerged from the chaos in the only car not to have suffered a dent. My trousers told a different story, and learned that you *do* empty your bowels as Death's icy grip reaches out for you. Tell us about your audition for the Final Destination films.

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champagne comes from champagne, you dumb cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 May 2014, 18:43, 1 reply)
Only if its capitalised (it means started with a capital letter), like you haven't managed.
And only then if you respect the business interests of a handful of French industrialists.

That's yet another fuck up you could have avoided with a couple of judicious keystrokes, you dumb sisterfucking cunt.
(J H Christ began in Afrika ka ka ka ka, Thu 15 May 2014, 22:55, closed)
it's "it's", you dumb cunt
you're the semi-literate prat who was angrily wrong about 'ass', aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 May 2014, 22:58, closed)
here you go, pet, get mummy to read this to you
b3ta.com/questions/britsabroad/post2272833
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 May 2014, 23:00, closed)
You need to calm down
before that dickvein on your forehead bursts.
(J H Christ began in Afrika ka ka ka ka, Fri 16 May 2014, 1:00, closed)
Ahhh - I remember now
You're that predatory homosexual who cried over being proved wrong about 'ass' aren't you?

Sorry sorry sorry, I kind of lost interest in that - are you really still upset about it?

I'll tell you what - why don't you delete my replies off that thread, make it look like you were right all along, then drop a link to it. There's bound to be someone reading this who cares.
(J H Christ began in Afrika ka ka ka ka, Fri 16 May 2014, 2:34, closed)
herp derp durrrrnnng ... you can't refer back to your upset last week in your first post then pretend you've just remembered it in the next
you dumb cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 16 May 2014, 8:06, closed)
why do you keep on using homosexual/gay/queer as a derogatory term you fucking wrong cunt. Tell your gay friend
that you like to use terms for being gay, as abuse. BTW - CUNT.


ps. Not upset, never have been never will. Angry is the term.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 16 May 2014, 9:31, closed)

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