Near Death Experiences IIFreddie Woo says: I was once caught right in the middle of in an early morning high-speed 30-car pile-up on the M3, but emerged from the chaos in the only car not to have suffered a dent. My trousers told a different story, and learned that you *do* empty your bowels as Death's icy grip reaches out for you. Tell us about your audition for the Final Destination films.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 May 2014, 12:55)
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I nearly drowned in the river where they filmed Deliverance.Wouldn't mind but I only went there to get buttfucked by some hillbillies.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 16 May 2014, 8:03,
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Were you going to squeal like a piggy or demand that they DP you?(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 16 May 2014, 9:14,
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Club 18-30?So named for the life expectancy of its resort staff.
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.Yeti., Fri 16 May 2014, 10:16,
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That's a shameYou have to make friends with the hillbillies before they will service your bung. They do have standards after all.
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