Near Death Experiences II
Freddie Woo says: I was once caught right in the middle of in an early morning high-speed 30-car pile-up on the M3, but emerged from the chaos in the only car not to have suffered a dent. My trousers told a different story, and learned that you *do* empty your bowels as Death's icy grip reaches out for you. Tell us about your audition for the Final Destination films.
Suggested by Just a Vagabond
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 May 2014, 12:55)
I see it as my duty to bring joy and loveliness to the most miserable and pathetic corner of the interweb
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 20 May 2014, 10:22,
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That's very big and generous of you.
I'm sure you've got a great future in philanthropy ahead of you.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 May 2014, 10:27,
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I'm the Burdett-Coutts of web 2.0
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 20 May 2014, 10:48,
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Leaving and not coming back could do the same thing
Just kidding,
I would miss you,
probably
Hmmm............... interweb crush
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bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Tue 20 May 2014, 11:36,
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It looks like a head-on picture of an otter swimming and the bow-wave it makes
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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 20 May 2014, 10:22,
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YES!!
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 20 May 2014, 10:22,
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'tis a fine and happy octopus
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 20 May 2014, 16:38,
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