Near Death Experiences IIFreddie Woo says: I was once caught right in the middle of in an early morning high-speed 30-car pile-up on the M3, but emerged from the chaos in the only car not to have suffered a dent. My trousers told a different story, and learned that you *do* empty your bowels as Death's icy grip reaches out for you. Tell us about your audition for the Final Destination films.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 May 2014, 12:55)
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It is amusing seeing you try to use punctuation. I imagine watching a chimp try to operate an Etch a Sketch would be a similar experience.
I'm almost glad that train didn't kill you.
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I'm not cleverAnd that was quite good - the bitchy bit at the end still sees you in the dickhead genre though. It's ok, I no you're type.
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