Near Death Experiences IIFreddie Woo says: I was once caught right in the middle of in an early morning high-speed 30-car pile-up on the M3, but emerged from the chaos in the only car not to have suffered a dent. My trousers told a different story, and learned that you *do* empty your bowels as Death's icy grip reaches out for you. Tell us about your audition for the Final Destination films.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 May 2014, 12:55)
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This is up there with the building site story of the Irsih man who turns up with his special digging bootsand his special spade and could dig the utility and sewage pipe ditch faster than a mini ex. or JCB depending how pissed the bloke who knows a builder who told him and he has no reason to disbelieve him and it really happened.
*see also stomach pumped cause if was full of spunk.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 21 May 2014, 19:28,
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So, if it wasn't spunk, what was your stomach full of?(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 21 May 2014, 22:11,
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The eviscerated organs of my lovely enemies.(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 22 May 2014, 9:28,
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What does that even mean?(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 22 May 2014, 12:52,
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Yeah , go on. Try to even deny the fact you've got bumteeth.(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 22 May 2014, 12:57,
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