Near Death Experiences IIFreddie Woo says: I was once caught right in the middle of in an early morning high-speed 30-car pile-up on the M3, but emerged from the chaos in the only car not to have suffered a dent. My trousers told a different story, and learned that you *do* empty your bowels as Death's icy grip reaches out for you. Tell us about your audition for the Final Destination films.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 May 2014, 12:55)
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Youcan't get killed from a cornershop firework going off near you.
You pathetic retard.
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not if you're wearing your +4 leatherette Neo coat of ultimate nerdchic(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 22 May 2014, 11:14,
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www.cheltenham.gov.uk/info/200040/environmental_health/962/firework_safety/4
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 22 May 2014, 11:15,
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So you're about 10 times more likely to be killed by lightning.Shit. I better put on my wizard coat and hat.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 22 May 2014, 11:46,
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'S ok The LOVELY Doc Ess, you don't need to be jealous that I found a link faster than you.;p
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 22 May 2014, 12:10,
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