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Freddie Woo says: I was once caught right in the middle of in an early morning high-speed 30-car pile-up on the M3, but emerged from the chaos in the only car not to have suffered a dent. My trousers told a different story, and learned that you *do* empty your bowels as Death's icy grip reaches out for you. Tell us about your audition for the Final Destination films.

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(, Thu 15 May 2014, 12:55)
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or LACE MONITORS
They are evil cunts.

When I was working on a remote farm in Victoria, I across one eating the arse out of a half live sheep that was stuck in mud. I chased the evil fucker up a tree, it turned around and chundered all over the place.
(, Thu 22 May 2014, 12:50, 1 reply)
They sound awesome.
Sheep are delicious, so you can understand why it was so keen to get stuck in.
(, Thu 22 May 2014, 12:58, closed)

Well yeah, true. It's not like the sheep was going anywhere.
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