NeighboursI used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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Salsa!I was wise enough to buy an apartment about 4 years ago and my upstairs neighbours weren't far behind. Sadly to get them to part with their cash the housebuilders agreed to install laminated flooring (which is against the 'rules') and now I have to listen to them lump about from 6am to 1am most days.
Oh and they also teach salsa classes up there. Oh, and I have no idea who can need to put their high heels on when they awake at 6am? Oh and do you really need to walk about THAT much? Seriously?
/rant
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:56, Reply)
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