NeighboursI used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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Musical MadnessMy neighbour used to teach piano and violin lesson to all the girls in my primary school for a small fee.
He was also a pedo and used to have sexy time with the kiddies.
He got caught and went to prison and when he was gone me and my brother smashed his car in and demolished his shed.
He's out now and I hope he doesn't read this.
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 13:03, Reply)
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