NeighboursI used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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RogerOne can never be certain but when one observes that a bit of a prick has married an Oriental lady with not very good English, the word "catalogue" does come to mind. Roger was one such person and he moved in next door to me.
He was often away, travelling salesman I presume and would phone his beloved of an evening. I once overheard her shouting the following:
"What? You are with another woman! Me no want you come home no more!".
He was back the next day. She made her bed or rather sold it, maybe.
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stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 14:40,
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