NeighboursI used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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neighbours running in pants!last year there was a spat of car crimes in my area, where windscreens were smashed, tyres slashed and cars generally "went missing!"
now... I had a really old banger, that wasnt worth anything, so wasnt partically worried that the theifs would nick it, as they wouldnt get anything for it, or be able to drive it away very fast...
but one saturday night about 2am i get frantic knocks on my front door with an out of breath neighbour in just his pants weilding a big metal pole of some sort saying someone has just tried to nick my car!
he'd heard some commotion outside and decided to check it out, and when he saw 2 hooded yobs in my car he ran out and chased them down the road (in just his pants!! LOL)
i called the police, who came round and took statements and dusted for prints etc, but no-one has yet been caught sadly!
My mechanic the next day, came to repair the damage, (wires had been cut where the ignition is) and said they wouldnt have got far anyway, as they had cut the wrong wires!! LOL - AMATURES!!
Yay, for good neighbours tho!
*and i have a new car now with an imobiliser and a heavy duty steering wheel lock!!!
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