Neighbours
I used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
( , Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
I used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
( , Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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tell her to get the new toilet seat cat trainer
I couldn't believe my eyes when i saw it in pets at home the other week
The long and short of the patented device is you end up with a cat that relives itself in a human lavatory ("meet the parents" style). It must be freaky and a entertaining conversation piece i imagine if you actually manage to train the cat to do it ?!
Im just glad i have got a dog whose faeces i pick up with a small black bag when i walk her. The bag keeps my hands warm in the winter and (added bonus) i keep fit whilst walking too... man's best friend you bet
( , Thu 1 Oct 2009, 17:10, 2 replies)
tell her to get the new toilet seat cat trainer
I couldn't believe my eyes when i saw it in pets at home the other week
The long and short of the patented device is you end up with a cat that relives itself in a human lavatory ("meet the parents" style). It must be freaky and a entertaining conversation piece i imagine if you actually manage to train the cat to do it ?!
Im just glad i have got a dog whose faeces i pick up with a small black bag when i walk her. The bag keeps my hands warm in the winter and (added bonus) i keep fit whilst walking too... man's best friend you bet
( , Thu 1 Oct 2009, 17:10, 2 replies)
dog crap in a bag
is one of the worst things to have to hold... even if it is warm (with winters reaching-25 celcius where i live i still shurder at the thought of holding warm dog crap in a bag.
( , Mon 5 Oct 2009, 20:27, closed)
is one of the worst things to have to hold... even if it is warm (with winters reaching-25 celcius where i live i still shurder at the thought of holding warm dog crap in a bag.
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