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I used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.

(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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My upstairs nieghbour
Within the first week of moving in, we started hearing the couple upstairs shouting at eachother, accompanied by crashing and banging coming through the ceiling. After one particularly vicious sounding argument, I passed the woman in the hallway.
She started going on and on about how if we heard anything, banging etc., don't worry but please don't ask her what it was.
I think she said her name was Luka.
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 17:20, 6 replies)
IIRC
Luka's gender is ambiguous, and is implied to be too young to be married. But good reference!
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 17:53, closed)
Yeh, Ms Vega herself
Has said it was a song about child abuse... can I hold the pedant conch now?
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 20:55, closed)
all yours
enjoy the conch of pickiness :)
(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 22:15, closed)

That sounds like slang for some sort of venereal disease.
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 1:11, closed)
Oh right...
I guess I always assumed the 'Luka' was the same age as the woman singing, since it is in the first person.
Dammit.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 18:06, closed)
Fair enough
Although Luka is valid as a Male name. As I found out to my expense, late one night in a Serbian badly-lit backstreet bar... Bloody foreign languages.
(, Sat 3 Oct 2009, 1:43, closed)

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