NeighboursI used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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call her Moyou might just get away with it
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 19:25,
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I was going to suggestgetting up early one morning and stealing a look at her mail, but I guess if you live in Britain she probably has a slot in the door instead of an outside letterbox.
So clearly you'll just have to hide in her front garden and ambush the postman instead.
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