NeighboursI used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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Whenever a friend comes roundand the next-door neighbours make a sound, I go up to my friend and whisper...
"I've got ... neighbours".
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 19:36,
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