Location, location, weiner dog
I got a letter through my postbox last week. “Shut your f*cking dog up,” it said. Fair enough, said I. It was written by my neighbour to my left…

…who seems to be in regular employment as a drug dealer and has just been bailed on rape charges. My dog barks whenever his uninsured BMW comes tearing into my parking space blasting whatever song uses the word ‘innit’ the most in the charts that week.

It is a sad state of affairs when your rapist drug dealing neighbour thinks the neighbourhood has gone to the sh*tter because of your dachshund.

Worse yet, I apologised.
(TheSnark oh, c'mon, like you didn't see me coming, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:08, 6 replies)

Oh dear...
Never apologise. I'm sure its illegal to send a note like that. And I'm also pretty sure its illegal to deal drugs and rape - I imagine this fella's neighbours will be pretty different soon when he gets moved into a nice shared room with iron bars on the window courtesy of HM prison service.
( SpankyHanky, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:27, closed)

I'm worried...
...that I am not nice then he'll stab me.
(TheSnark oh, c'mon, like you didn't see me coming, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:42, closed)

Queens
We had the same kind of note from the two ageing queens who live next door to us. Our rescue dog had seperation anxiety and we were training him to be left alone. It was a very shitty note.

Ironicaly their three little shit rats bark day and night when their not at home and are so badly trained that thy never venture outdoors. The piss-ridden hovel must smell like a whores matress. They've got five cats as well.

Bitter, twisted bum fiends the pair of 'em!

Maybe I should post some more tales of their 'behavior'?
(Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 10:43, closed)

Yeah, do it.
Do it, do it!
(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:02, closed)

Bad behaviour...
...is recognised by everybody but the perpetrator.

I have another neighbour like that. Come to think of it...where do you live?
(TheSnark oh, c'mon, like you didn't see me coming, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 12:10, closed)

No need to
be shitty about it, but I can see the point. I have dog owners living to my right, and cat owners to my left....and between the fucking barking and the cat shit in my garden Im left wondering why in the name of cosmic blue arse burgers I should put up with the noise and smell because other people want to keep bloody animals in their house?
(Obi wanker nobi Its not a bug, its an unexpected feature, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 13:37, closed)