NeighboursI used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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Earplugs are greatI have to wear earplugs at night because my neighbour groans a lot. I think he's either masturbating loudly and doesn't care who hears, or he's having nightmares, or both. Once in a blue moon I leave the earplugs out to see if he's still groaning and moaning, and sure enough he is. Noisy bastard.
Incidentally I can recommend those squidgy yellow earplugs that look like bullets, they work very well.
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Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:16,
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I'm a very light sleeper and often have to wear earplugsthe orange tapered ones from Superdrug are the best I've found. in case you are interested.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 11:21,
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My neighbour......masturbates like a jet engine. I feel your pain.
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I also have those earplug...My rats like to eat them :(
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