NeighboursI used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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Getting ready to go out clubbing and be a goffickI had just had a shower, dried, and started eyelinering.
One of the guys who lives in one of the other bedsits knocked on my door and asked me a question about some boring your shit, I dunno. I'm not sure what my answer was but he seemed perturbed.
And that is about when he started telling his friends about his weird neighbour who sits in his flat wearing eyeliner with a dressing gown and slippers.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 12:27, Reply)
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