NeighboursI used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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I hated my neighbours with a passionI lived in a flat. The previous neighbours were lovely. those below had a cute baby who gurgled and managed a wave now and again. Mrs Old Lady lived upstairs. That was until she died and teenage nurses from hell arrived to move in.
Anyway. they upset the cute baby and rather than gurgle the noise they made drove me and the baby mad. It now learned how to scream.
Enough was enough. After weeks of not turning the music down i moaned to the living abroad landlord. He did fuck all. So we gave our notice and moved out the night before Good Friday...I forgot to mention all the fuse boxes were in our flat.
I like to think that they appreciated having no electricity for four days whilst they were doing their exams and trying to get assignments done.
I do think doing a crap outside their door was going too far though.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 13:36, 1 reply)
DubiousIf you had issues with the noise AND had access to the removal of their electricity - did the 2 not click?
When asked why electricity not on, reply 'oh, your fuse must have blown - i'll fix it in the morning after I buy some fuse wire'
Plug in when leaving for work.
Rinse, repeat.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 17:11, closed)
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