Neighbours
I used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
( , Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
I used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
( , Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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So in fact, he actually shouted
"Ye're nothin' but a hoor-monger, sur, an' she's yer bliddy hoor!"
( , Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:12, 1 reply)
"Ye're nothin' but a hoor-monger, sur, an' she's yer bliddy hoor!"
( , Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:12, 1 reply)
i'm reading that
in my uncle's voice - lovely Fife dockyard accent
( , Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:04, closed)
in my uncle's voice - lovely Fife dockyard accent
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