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I used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.

(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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I think word is starting to spread amongst the local feline populace, that this particular garden has a man...a man with a hose.....a man with a hose and an aim honed through years of quake, doom, unreal tournament etc to hit a moving target with ease.

I wonder if it will be the owners problem when Tiddles is posted back through their door in pieces?
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:14, 1 reply)
if only I had a hose in my garden, as I have similar skills :-D
I blast a cat with a shotgun-like deluge from a water-filled squeezy ketchup bottle the other day. I was pleased
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:27, closed)

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