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I used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.

(, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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very possibly Essex
or maybe Cuntshire, although i couldn't be sure..

oh, and he called his kid Stefan, and shouted his bedroom window, to the 2 year old, that "daddy won't love you anymore if you don't go down the slide" referring to the new slide i had just purchased from the argos....which really sums it all up!

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(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:38, 2 replies)
Hmmmm
Essex... Know some nice people from there and some utter cunts... My theory doesn't appear to be very sound.

But if he's named his son Stefan that makes him a bona fide 100% cunt in my book. The only people who are allowed to be named Stefan are forrin footballers, tennis players, and most of the population of Sweden. Anyone else with this name, or anyone who bestows this name onto some poor unfortunate is quite obviously a cunt.

And that goes for Tarquins and Saffrons too.

And anyone who looks like they're a cunt regardless of their name.

Cunts...

(Think I might go and live on a mountain somewhere. ..... ..... alone.... .....)
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:47, closed)
Ha ha!
I know a Stefan - he's a decent bloke, but his dad's a cunt.

QED, methinks.
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:27, closed)
Ah, Essex
What God dug the Thames Estuary for.

(In this Kentish Man's humble opinion).
(, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:31, closed)

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