Neighbours
I used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
( , Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
I used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
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If you try mowing the lawn after bloody tiddles has left a mouse based coiler of elephantine proportions hidden in the grass
( , Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:45, Reply)
If you try mowing the lawn after bloody tiddles has left a mouse based coiler of elephantine proportions hidden in the grass
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