NeighboursI used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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You should have called the French polishersIt's just possible that they could have saved your life.
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Scrumper, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 14:45,
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I wasthinking exactly the same thing. Although cigarette ash is supposedly as effective and mildly cheaper.
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If French Polishers......could have also replaced the booze, mopped up the vomit, fixed furniture back to walls, painted and plastered, I would have considered calling them. Unfortunately the Yellow Pages got binned as well, and this was before t'interweb access!
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