NeighboursI used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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a little poetic licenceI've nipped down a dark alley for a slash on a few occasions, or taken a piss under a tree.
hardly the same thing as "spraye[ing] the perimeter of the room like a dog marking it's territory and to cap it all off [leaving] a beutiful steaming present in the bath."
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 15:04,
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