NeighboursI used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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Thong girl.As my kitchen is upstairs when I am doing the washing up I am overlooking several back gardens. As it was a new development one young lady was enthusiastically doing gardening and got the nickname thong girl as her underwear was always on display above her trousers. Some friends came to stay for a weekend not long after I moved in. The Sunday was a lovely summer's day but I still did a roast dinner. She had a barbeque with about 1/2 dozen female friends who wore bikinis. Any chances of me making neighbourly friends were dashed when they caught Mike ogling them.
Wavy lines forward a year or so she got her own back when she started shaving her bloke's back every Sunday Morning in the back garden. Washing up could wait till later.
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