NeighboursI used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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Well saidThis elderly gentleman, in all probability, fought for his right to low-quality jazz mags. Who here can say the same, eh?
So young fella, I suggest you man up and fetch this hero his papery smut with pride, safe in the knowledge he defended the right of men everywhere to bang one out over a poorly reproduced picture of a fat chick called Tracie.
But please, for christ sakes, try not to thinking of him shuddering over the vinegar strokes next time you're poking the missus
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