Neighbours
I used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
( , Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
I used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
( , Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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get yourself one of these:
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worked on the neighbour's yappy dog when it invaded my garden. Not very powerful so it's not going to permanently damage the little fucker.
( , Fri 2 Oct 2009, 19:25, Reply)
www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.m-99.co.uk/Air_Guns/Machine_Gun_MINI_MP5/spmmp5.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.m-99.co.uk/Air_Guns/Machine_Gun_MINI_MP5/machine_gun_mini_mp5.html&h=275&w=350&sz=13&tbnid=YPRnRssxrpJjEM:&tbnh=94&tbnw=120&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dmp5%2Bbb%2Bgun&usg=__iO2z1xwCaFk3ND0HzZbyhaAaV2Q=&ei=NkXGSu2NBuWhjAev4IU9&sa=X&oi=image_result&resnum=3&ct=image
worked on the neighbour's yappy dog when it invaded my garden. Not very powerful so it's not going to permanently damage the little fucker.
( , Fri 2 Oct 2009, 19:25, Reply)
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