Neighbours
I used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
( , Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
I used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
( , Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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Nutty Neighbours
I've hauled my ass out of lurkerdom to reply to this.
I've got a nutjob for an upstairs neighbour as well. Most people look at me with pity when I tell them where I live as his family and him have a bad reputation. He's a good guy really and has always been decent enough to us. He's just had a tough life and been shat on by society a fair few times. I can hear him right now, I know he's had a bevvy and he's having a wee sing song to himself.
It's handy to know him as well - if anyone ever crossed my family they'd have him to answer to.
( , Fri 2 Oct 2009, 19:40, 1 reply)
I've hauled my ass out of lurkerdom to reply to this.
I've got a nutjob for an upstairs neighbour as well. Most people look at me with pity when I tell them where I live as his family and him have a bad reputation. He's a good guy really and has always been decent enough to us. He's just had a tough life and been shat on by society a fair few times. I can hear him right now, I know he's had a bevvy and he's having a wee sing song to himself.
It's handy to know him as well - if anyone ever crossed my family they'd have him to answer to.
( , Fri 2 Oct 2009, 19:40, 1 reply)
You never know
Did Angry Ste spend all morning chucking up after a few drinks?
Fucking lightweight this fella is - he was quiet by midnight and has been blowing chunks all morning. Really lovely soundtrack for your morning pee "BLEAAAHHH" My five year old thought it was hysterical.
( , Sat 3 Oct 2009, 12:51, closed)
Did Angry Ste spend all morning chucking up after a few drinks?
Fucking lightweight this fella is - he was quiet by midnight and has been blowing chunks all morning. Really lovely soundtrack for your morning pee "BLEAAAHHH" My five year old thought it was hysterical.
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