NeighboursI used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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We are, too!This year, I'm building a faux cemetery in the front yard, complete with Styrofoam 'gravestones', bit-of-broken-mannequin 'zombies' and, if I can talk the spouse into it, a strobe light and a fog machine for the night of Halloween. I plan to dress the spouse as a statue and get him to lurch out at the kids on cue. We give out proper candy, so we know the neighbourhood kids will brave it.
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