NeighboursI used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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neighbours from weird cityI live next door on one side to a conspiracy theorist - bangs on and on about the government, the US govenrment, religion, doctos, the NHS, the royals, abso-bloody-lutely everything. He also has a house that stinks of weed so bad, you can smell it at the gate!
The neighbours on the other side are a chavvy young couple with 4 kids and the obligatory scary dog. The kids call each other assholes and the dog is locked in a cage day and night. My boyfriend was called a stupid blackman when he was cutting the hedge. The opposite neighbours have 7 vehicles and take up every available space, but revenge is mine because, when sitting on my sofa, I can see right into their bathroom! Especially at night, its better than the telly sometimes!
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