NeighboursI used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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Back Door NeighboursWe'd just moved into our new house, so still didn't really know the neighbours all that well, and I was just finishing my chemo so wasn't working all that much, even though I generally worked from home.
Feeling a bit better one afternoon, I got it into my head to pop into the office, and surf some smut - plus the waist height shenanigans that you'd associate with one handed surfing. Mid stroke I heard her from behind mutter about calling the police, then him saying not to be so fussy and look the other way.
About 6 years later, I found out that they moved because the house was repossesed, and not because she was scared of my cock.
Length? About normal, then a fair bit longer, then shrunk back to it's normal 12"
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