
I used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
( , Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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They used to do the best 'fireworks to music' show I'd ever seen as part of their annual Halloween Spectacular...then one of the new 'neighbours' set off a case about unreasonable noise and they're not allowed any more. For fucks sake...
( , Sun 4 Oct 2009, 19:14, 1 reply)
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