The obscene phone caller
When I was young, we had an elderly couple living next to us, the Finkbeiners. Mrs. Finkbeiner was a perfectly nice old lady until she went senile and couldn't tell night from day, and her son put her in a nursing home. This was after Mr. Finkbeiner died. This story takes place while he was still alive. Before Mr. Finkbeiner died, he was perpetually trimming the hedges that divided our yards, and he would always say hello when we passed, which was nice. Anyway, Mr. Finkbeiner's first name was George, information that will be useful in the following paragraph...

One day my mother received an obscene phone call. I don't remember if it was just one or a series of them, but there was at least one. While the caller is telling her all the perverted things he'd like to do to her, my mother is thinking "his voice sounds familiar" and suddenly realizes why. She says "George! Is that you?" CLICK. The call ended, and no more would follow. Whether or not my mother was right about it being Mr. Finkbeiner is up in the air, but consider this. Mr. Finkbeiner never said hello to her when she passed by again. Coincidence? I think not.
(mariam67, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 0:49, 2 replies)

George Finkbeiner?
Sounds like he could be one of Larry David's mates.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 11:07, closed)

I'm going to pretend I know who that is
I don't feel like googling. :) Wait, is that the curb your enthusiasm guy? I've never seen that show, but I think Mr. F was before it's time.
(mariam67, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:45, closed)