NeighboursI used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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My flatmate, the Lithuanian:Him: "I hate two countries in the world."
Me: "Russia and the Netherlands?"
Him: "OK, I hate four countries in the world."
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MatJ LOOK, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 1:46,
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