NeighboursI used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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We used to have a neighbour called HoraceA nice friendly, tubby, bald little gentleman was Horace, always taking the time to talk to us as kids, etc. Then one day, after having inherited the house we grew up in, my brother and I noticed Horace in his garden from a first floor window. Horace was completely naked and masturbating furiously whilst looking up at us.
Didn't expect that.
Horace was also a church warden, incidentally.
about 3 inches fully erect, if you were wondering.
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BobbyParadise, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 13:27,
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