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I used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.

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Turkish flutes
The old folks who live next door to my parents are really proud of this valuable old Turkish flute they own, and won't stop going on about it. They really are a pair of ney bores.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 14:42, 2 replies)
arggh
but not bad
(jennymnemonic, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 14:47, closed)
Yes
it is. Very bad, move along - no attempt at humor here.
(Wallilay has been bored of this shit since, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:04, closed)

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