I have a downstairs neighbour with the most barky vile uncontrolled staffy in the world.
I like dogs but this one has obviously never been trained.
I've tried to be nice to the guy a few times but he literally holds the dog so she can bark and snarl at you and sneers at you while doing so.
I regularly get woken up by the dog frightening and fighting with other dog walkers outside my windows early in the morning.

We've had confrontations when I've come in talking on my phone to the flats corridoor and he's come out going mental at me because his dogs woken him up cos she can hear someone in the flats (we're talking 8pm here not like 3am)

Therefore I devised a fun game called doggy roulette. As you enter the building some time after midnight you whistle gently at the main door then you have to get up to the flat, into it and have locked the door by the time he comes thumping up the stairs to find out who it was made his dog go mental. Stupid chav prick.
( Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:50, 3 replies)

You should get a dog whistle!
That way you could get them all the time and they wouldn't have a clue!
(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 12:32, closed)

Dog meat + laxatives

( Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 14:18, closed)

I've got a vile uncontrolled stiffy too
Oh, staffy, I see.
(thefuckestuppest cheapened this, on, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 14:39, closed)