NeighboursI used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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My current neighbours are.... great! In fact, one of them dropped me into work last week when the battery died on my car. Top people!
However, my previous neighbour was an utter cretin. I used to live in a block of maisonettes and this particular neighbour kept her front window wide open all the time, so I could hear her every time she'd go into a screaming fit, because her child did something she shouldn't have done or dinner hasn't gone right, or one of her boyfriends has run out of pot.. Or whatever. Anyway, they happened a lot.
This one particular episode involved her daughter wanting to play with something. Her response went something like..
"No, you can't get in it.. Not here, no .. No .. NO .. LEAVE I-- FURKINGGEOUTTTOFFIT! YADDAFACKINGLEAVEFAAKITALONE AAAAAAAAAAAAHRRRHRHHHH!!!!!"
She then decided that it would be best if she grabbed the item in question (one of those big red cars with the yellow top that you sit and ride around in), pick it up and then launch it off the balcony accompanied with a screamy grunt..
"NAAAAAAARRRGHGHGH!!!!"
Needless to say, the car didn't fair too well with the concrete pavement. It crippled the front two wheels and took the door clean off!
Length? About 10mins an episode.. Mostly at about 6-9 in the evening. At least twice a day.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 12:04, Reply)
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