NeighboursI used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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Is he on the chubby side?Just across the road from my parents' house is a garden with a trampoline, on which a fat child (imaginatively and unsympathetically christened "Fat Child" by my entire family) will occasionally go for a bit of a bounce. By which I mean he jumps a bit in a desultory sort of fashion for a couple of minutes, then has a lie down for half an hour. Sometimes he does wrestling moves on himself.
I bet his parents bought him the damn thing so he'd get some exercise.
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i have to askhow do you do wrestling moves on yourself?
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I actually can't...stop laughing at this.
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