NeighboursI used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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Oh SpankyYou disappoint me :0(
There's no sex in this post???
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:19,
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Not tonight, darlin...... I've got a headache.
I really have - its like my brain's having a fit, or dancing to some banging house tunes.
And I feel a little emotional too - maybe I'm having a period???
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SpankyHanky, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 17:32,
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Have youput on weight, starting sulking, throwing things, sighing heavily & muttering "you just don't understand" under your breath? Critising everything & everyone? Moaning that your tits ache?
If yes to more than 2 of the above then go get yourself some jam rags.
(apologies to any female readers) *wimpers”*
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you forgotcraving chocolate and developing the ability to hit a man dead on with a porcelain ornament from 100 yards away ;)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 23:57,
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Arf!"Moaning that your tits ache?" that has to be the funniest thing i've read in ages, well done!
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