NeighboursI used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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If stopmeandslapme wrote soap opera theme tunesNeighbours
Are a bunch of fucking cunts
Just a hateful scowl each morning
Helps to piss you off all day
Neighbours
Being cunts to one another
I wish they'd fuck off
And just go away
That's when bad neighbours
Become worst enemies
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stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 10:42,
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