Neighbours
I used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
( , Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
I used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
( , Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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Crazy Brummies
I had to work in Birmingham for a bit in the early 1990s, and ended up renting a little semi in Bromsgrove. I was befriended early on by the middle-aged couple next door, who were the most ordinary, normal (tr: dull and boring) pair of people you're ever likely to meet, but had the amazing (to them) claim to fame, that their daughter was married to the creator of Men Behaving Badly. I'm not sure if they ever watched the laddish comedy, but the fact that their son-in-law was A Famous Person clearly meant a lot to them, as they would never shut up about him. They really were a pair of Nye bores.
( , Thu 8 Oct 2009, 10:56, 2 replies)
I had to work in Birmingham for a bit in the early 1990s, and ended up renting a little semi in Bromsgrove. I was befriended early on by the middle-aged couple next door, who were the most ordinary, normal (tr: dull and boring) pair of people you're ever likely to meet, but had the amazing (to them) claim to fame, that their daughter was married to the creator of Men Behaving Badly. I'm not sure if they ever watched the laddish comedy, but the fact that their son-in-law was A Famous Person clearly meant a lot to them, as they would never shut up about him. They really were a pair of Nye bores.
( , Thu 8 Oct 2009, 10:56, 2 replies)
I may have lied
For the purposes of constructing a pun that relied on a Brummie accent.
My brother-in-law's from Bromsgrove though, which is probably why I picked said locale.
( , Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:09, closed)
For the purposes of constructing a pun that relied on a Brummie accent.
My brother-in-law's from Bromsgrove though, which is probably why I picked said locale.
( , Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:09, closed)
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